Tasty Food Fail

It happens to the best of us.  Dare I say, even the experts and professionally trained culinary geniuses screw up.  Welcome to the Tasty Food Fail.

I am no perfectionist.  In fact, I don’t even mind making a few mistakes because usually I learn.

Sometimes I’ll share my epic food failures here.  Sometimes I will sweep them under the rug and hope nobody ever finds out about them.

Today – the very first Tasty Food Fail: grilled asparagus aka black charcoal stick of death

This would be somewhere between never wanting to admit this happened to having to share it here because it’s pretty damn funny.

I love grilled vegetables.  I had a bunch of asparagus in the fridge and 2 small zucchinis I had to use up.  So I sliced the zucchini, trimmed the asparagus, drizzled in olive oil and seasoned lightly.  Ready to go on the grill.

grilled-asparagus

image courtesy of woodleywonderworks on flickr

I don’t really grill.  Might be partly because I step near the grill and someone (not mentioning names – ahem Levi) takes over.  I don’t want to blame Levi for this or anything but… they came out looking pretty interesting – and semi-blackened.  (I love you Levi. haha)

I am all for a little char on my veg.  In fact, the flavor can be quite good.  But if all you taste is char, not so much.  I regret not taking a picture of my supper last night, or my leftovers at lunch today.

Note to self/lesson for next time: Cook asparagus less.  Like maybe don’t put it on at the same time as a chicken breast.  Just sayin’.

January 22, 2009. Tags: , , , , , . food, Tasty Food Fail. Leave a comment.